Parenthood Certification

Everything needs certifications now. You need to have SPM certification, STPM/A-level certifications, degree certification, master and so on.

Being a parent also needs to have a cert to prove that you are qualified to be a parent. Why do i say so? Some people can have babies as easy as ABC. One after another each year. Some people have problem even to have a baby. They have to go through all kind of treatments, route just to have one. It's just like some people need to study very very hard just to obtain a certification and some people don't even need to study also can get good results and obtain a cert.

What qualification do you need t o have in order to have your Parenthood Certification? Let's see, I have 3 here:

1. care-free. Stress-free. Worry-free. (compulsory)
Why do i say that? Some people have infertility because they are stressful. That's what we commonly say when someone have infertility problem. Relax Relax Relax. I doubt they can relax when they are having fertility issue isn't it? They need to fork out a lot of money to undergo treatment.

2. Healthy (Compulsory) As long as you are healthy. As strong as a bull, you can have tons of kids.

3. Rich (Optional)
When you are rich, you are stress-free. No need to worry about your work. You can work now and the very next minute just stay at home and rest.


If you fail 1 or 2, you are gonna fail to obtain your parenthood certification. If you are healthy and you are stress-free, even you are not rich, you can have bundle of children. But if you are either stressful or unhealthy, your passing rate will be less than 20%.

So, have you gotten your parenthood certification ?